Teasing Your Blue Balls from Ms. Harper

I love teasing you to tears over your blue balls. I know you probably don’t enjoy getting a nice set of bright blue balls, but hot damn if I don’t love the sight of them. I’ve actually had someone use the sorry excuse for why they needed to get laid...

Blue Balls Monday Tease

Ah, Monday. The weekend is over, and you’re back to the daily grind. You need an extra cup of coffee or two on Monday mornings, don’t you, because it’s even harder than other days to get going. And at this time of year, unless you’re lucky...