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Prick Tease Mistress Piper Makes Your Balls Ache

You crave Ms. Piper to give you achy balls.

Let ME take control!

Achy balls. Two of my favorite things!

Oh, how much fun is it to squeeze a pair of overripe plums and see the juice dripping out of your cock? Clean that up, boy. You know better than to stain my sofa! And I said clean up the juice, not stroke the stick! If you touch your cock, then I’ll stop touching it, and I assure you: you’d much rather feel my soft and skilled hands on your cock.

I can’t help watching you with fascination as I stroke you fast–pump, pump, pump–and then slowly, slowly, slowly. Hah. I made your pupils dilate.

A nice little squirt of oil on the tip, watching it and feeling it drip down your shaft, rubbing it into the base of your cock, going round and round–then zip! a nice quick upstroke. I go hand over hand over hand very quickly, and you damn near pass out. When I stop stroking and just rub the tip with my thumb, it starts feeling so good, hen it gets intense. Prick Tease Mistress Piper knows how to make you sweat!

Oh, now you’re squirming because I’m driving you a little insane with my focused stimulation. Good. That’s exactly what I wanted!

Then I lube up your cock again and put your dick between my two palms. One hand slides up while the other hand slides down, over and over again. It’s like a mind fuck for your rock hard denied cock. It’s too much for you, and you begin begging me to just put you out of your misery and allow you to cum already!

Hmmm….I’m not sure you deserve to cum! I think you should call me so I can decide what you deserve. After all, if you want me to guide your masturbation, then you need to let me take full control!


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Teasing Your Blue Balls from Ms. Harper

I love teasing you to tears over your blue balls.

I know you probably don’t enjoy getting a nice set of bright blue balls, but hot damn if I don’t love the sight of them. I’ve actually had someone use the sorry excuse for why they needed to get laid right then and there that if they didn’t their poor backed up testicles would actually rupture. I didn’t fall for it then, and that excuse won’t work on me now. You won’t really suffer all that much from delayed orgasm, fellas. In fact, it’s good for you to delay that big ‘O’ for a while.

800 601 7259 blue balls Just because you don’t like getting blue balls, doesn’t mean they’ll really harm you much.

Here’s the skinny on blue balls: any ejaculate that you build up in your testicles that isn’t released through ejaculation is reabsorbed into your body, no harm, no foul. You’ll feel a little sore, kinda cranky, and your delicate feefees will be hurt, but as for actual medical harm? Yeah, no. Being denied an orgasm won’t hurt you at all!

Blue balls are good for you!

You need to take it nice and slow and not worry so much about when you get to orgasm, because that race to the finish line isn’t doing you any favors. The more often you sit and whack one off super fast, the harder it’ll be for you to last in the sack with any woman, ever. You’re training your body to be a fast cummer, and, on behalf of all your lovers: stop that. Take it slow and work on relearning how to delay your orgasm. If that delay comes at the cost of a set of nice bright blue balls, so be it! The benefit is worth the ache in your nuts.

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Blue Balls Monday Tease

Ah, Monday. The weekend is over, and you’re back to the daily grind. You need an extra cup of coffee or two on Monday mornings, don’t you, because it’s even harder than other days to get going. And at this time of year, unless you’re lucky enough to live in a tropical climate, the days are shorter, and darker than in the warmer months. Kind of makes Blue Monday just that much more blah, doesn’t it?

Well, let’s change that. Let’s spice up that first day of the week, if not for you, then certainly for Me! Let’s get your circulation moving, at least to one strategic place. I want you to change your Blue Monday to Blue Balls Monday.

You don’t even have to reach an edge for Me, though the thought of that being a byproduct of the little game I propose will always arouse Me. I just want you to get that cock nice and hard for Me . . .  every two hours . . . and then tuck it back into your pants, and let it go down by itself. I want you to do this all day long.

At bedtime, I graciously give you permission to cum. Hopefully in a session with Me so I can hear all about how desperate and horny our little game has made you.  You know that’s what I love about teasing your cock more than just about anything: knowing that you are desperate, knowing that those balls are full and tight, and that you’ll do almost anything to hear Me give you leave to drain them.

Yes, we’re in the season of shorter days. This is one way to make your day seem even longer, and as for Me? Well it might not make My day longer, but knowing you’re teasing that cock for Me will certainly make My day!  Embrace the sweet frustration of the tease, and have yourself a Blue Balls Monday on Me!

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